السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Do obvious lies count as lies in jokes? For example someone says where did you learn programming and I say Bill Gates taught me. Or they say where did you go on holiday and I say I went to Mars. (These jokes aren't funny but they're just examples). Is that haram

Ustadh AbdulAziz al-Haqqan

It sounds like waswas to me as it is obviously not true